Augustus Young       light verse, poetry and prose
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Forget About The Suit

From The London Chronicle

A retired undertaker lived below me. Some weeks after his wife died he sent me the following. The underlinings are his.

Dear Mr Young, I received your note this morning and I quite understand. I suppose you are troubled just now in a different way from me but still troubled. I can’t type and I can barely write and I am so nervous of being alone.

However I hope to see you at the time arranged.

Don’t mention the suit if you are not interested. For you or one of your friends. I shall understand. My late wife bought it for me as a surprise on my last birthday…I couldn’t wear it. In fact I break down when I look at it. I can’t describe my feelings. I can’t never get over this body blow,

Yours respectably

C.B. Osbourne

PS: I would sell the suit for fifteen pounds which is giving it away but it will help to pay the funeral account.

Reading this nearly twenty years later I can’t recall what was troubling me. It was probably my making some excuse to avoid him. But I remember my visit to his mausoleum-like flat. I declined to sit down and stood there twiddling my father’s Omega watch. I lost it an hour later somewhere on the Finchley Road. The chain must have broken as I pedalled too hard being late for work. I don’t think I mentioned the suit.