The Wooing
(From Things that Happen while Reading Rilke)
I’m
sitting on the bench in my jardin sauvage reading the fait divers
column of Le Journal, when I hear the sound of kissing. It is coming
from the building across the road, the third floor. I thought it might be a
turtledove. But no. A plump little woman in a flouncy dressing-gown leaning over the balcony is moue-moue-ing me
shamelessly. Three little kisses followed by a prolonged loud one. I am
distracted from a report of a mother of three in Toulouse who committed suicide
by climbing into her deep-freeze. My soupirent is of a certain age. As I
am, I suppose, and I’m taken aback when without any encouragement she starts
the kissing cycle again. Rather than butterflying a response I decide to make myself scarce. And, getting up, I notice that the
marmalade tom-cat, that everybody thinks is cute, but I know better, has
settled under my seat. He is unmoved.